Good morning and welcome to the latest edition of Ghostfi Crypto! Here in North Dallas, we’ve had some tornadoes, 88mph straight-line winds, and lots of trees snapped in half. Power outages, Internet/Wi-fi outages, etc. etc. Now that the internet has finally been restored, we can get this issue out the door!

• Bitcoin: Are we only halfway through the current b …

• Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Trump's Guilty Verdict an …

• Headlines - Stay in the Loop.

• Crypto Offers and Airdrops

  • Earn Grass with your browser - What is Grass?

• Spooky Crypto Memes

Bitcoin: Are we only halfway through the current bull run?

Yee-Haw, crypto cowboys! 🤠 The tea leaves are lining up for a rodeo on the Bitcoin trail.

According to some fancy pants analysis from Axel Adler, we're only halfway through this wild bull run. He's slingin' around terms like "MVRV Z-scores" to prove BTC is still ✨ underbaby ✨ compared to previous cycles.

Translation for the peasants: Bitcoin is currently selling at a discount compared to its true "realized" value. In past bull runs, we've seen scores over 7 signal the top - but this time we're just cruising at 3.07. Ya hear that? Buy the dip, kiddos! 🥳

But don't take my word for it. The real diamond hands have been the OG holders sitting pretty with their stacks for 6 months or more. While the silly lil' noobs were busy taking profits in Feb/May, the seasoned vets didn't even flinch when BTC hit $72k.

They know the halving is coming, and they're strapping in for the moon mission. $100k? $200k?? Sky's the limit when you're buying magic internet money!

So load up the crypto bunker with more popcorn, because this price roller coaster is just getting started. Next stop? Outer space, baby! 🚀

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Trump's Guilty Verdict and Pro-Crypto Stance

Strap in crypto bros, RFK Jr.'s here to shove some freedom down your wallets! 💥

In a press conference dripping with more sarcasm than a Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT, the presidential candidate had some hilarious takes on crypto regulation. When asked about Trump's new pro-crypto stance, he played it cool with a "Hey, I'm just happy anyone understands what the internet money is!" 🤷‍♂️

On the biggest issues facing crypto? RFK Jr. laid it out for us smooth brains - we need "transactional freedom" (whatever that means) and to make sure the US remains the "hub of blockchain technology" (as if anywhere else matters).

But don't worry crypto addicts, he's got your back! Despite buying a whopping 21 whole bitcoins for himself, this guy is definitely in touch with the pleb masses. His genius plan? Make crypto an actual currency for buying covfefe and apples! 💡 Never mind those pesky capital gains taxes, RFK's gonna personally Venmo-request the IRS.

And why is he running anyway? Apparently seeing "what happened during Covid" was just too much for his freedom-loving soul to bear. Banning church gatherings, violating amendments, shutting down businesses - the government went full tyranny mode!

So there you have it folks, RFK Jr. is our crypto savior. Now back to shit-posting low-effort memes and buying more dog coins! 🐶 🚀

Top Trending Tokens.

Headlines - Stay in the Loop.

• Notcoin Surges 40% in One Day

• TON Market Cap Plunges by Billions After Fixing Inflated Supply Data

• Bitcoin Bounces; Ethereum, Dogecoin Disappoint: '$69K Must Break,' Technical Analyst Points Out

• Ripple's Brad Garlinghouse Foresees XRP, Solana, Cardano ETFs: Consensus 2024

Crypto Offers and Airdrops

Invest in the new GhostFi Bitcoin Whale Hunter Fund, our house crypto hedge fund that follows a prominent Bitcoin wallet that moves massive BTC before dips/peaks. This specific group of whales has a winning record and an uncanny ability to move before the market does.

Earn Grass with your browser - What is Grass?

Grass is the underlying infrastructure that powers AI models. By installing the Grass web extension, the application will automatically sell your unused internet to AI companies, who use it to scrape the internet and train their models. The result? You share in the growth of AI, earning a stake in the network for selling a resource you didn’t even know you had.

Spooky Crypto Memes

Share GhostFi Crypto with your friends/family who want to learn more about crypto and investing. Send them this link: ghostfi.beehiiv.com

That’s it for this week. Please share this newsletter with your friends to help us grow, send them this link: https://ghostfi.beehiiv.com/

DP

*DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly for educational and entertainment purposes; it is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your research.