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👻🚨 Elon Musk sounds alarm on Microsoft. 👻 BONK Reaches $2 Billion Milestone
Issue #60
Issue #60
Good morning and welcome to the latest edition of Ghostfi Crypto! It looks like another Mini-Bull run has kicked off. Those of us who pay attention and have been around awhile already know the US Administration is going to do everything it can to prop up the dollar and economy fast before the election. They need liquidity, and the Federal Reserve is the opposite, so in the short term, that’s an opportunity for us to make profits before November. So, buy the dips, and take profits on pumps like this week.
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Updated May 23, 2024
Elon Musk sounds alarm on Microsoft.
Leave it to the eccentric billionaire Elon Musk to decry Microsoft's new "Recall" feature as a dystopian nightmare straight out of "Black Mirror." According to Satya Nadella, this revolutionary tool simply takes constant screenshots of your computer and uses AI to make it searchable - a marvel of modern convenience!
But the ever-paranoid Musk is having none of it, declaring he'll turn off the "feature" for fear of having his digital footprints exploited to control his every move. How quaint, in a world where privacy is an antiquated concept and personal data rules supreme.
Sleep well, dear readers, knowing your digital lives are safely catalogued and indexed by the benevolent tech overlords. It's not dystopia, it's progress!
Solana's Shiba Inu Goes Big: BONK Reaches $2 Billion Milestone
In a shocking turn of events that is sure to keep crypto cynics up at night, the highly esteemed and intellectually profound meme coin BONK has managed to surpass all expectations and surge by a staggering 35% in price. Brace yourselves, for this feat has propelled BONK's market value to an eye-watering, mind-boggling $2 billion. Yes, you read that right, a digital asset named after a sound effect typically associated with cartoons and slapstick comedy is now worth more than the GDP of some small nations.
See BONK in the little red circle to provide perspective.
It seems the crypto world has once again proven its uncanny ability to defy logic and common sense, as investors continue to pour their hard-earned money into what essentially amounts to a digital inside joke. Who needs sound investment strategies or fundamental analysis when you can simply buy into the latest meme-inspired craze and hope for the best?
Of course, this remarkable achievement is not without its fair share of irony. After all, what could be more fitting than a coin named after a humorous sound effect reaching such a lofty valuation in a market that often resembles a circus sideshow? One can only imagine the smug satisfaction of BONK holders as they bask in their newfound wealth, secure in the knowledge that they've managed to outsmart the traditional financial system by investing in a digital asset with all the intrinsic value of a whoopee cushion.
So, raise a glass (or perhaps a doggy bowl) to BONK and its fellow meme coin brethren, for they have once again proven that in the world of cryptocurrency, logic and reason are merely optional accessories, and the true path to riches lies in embracing the absurd.
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